A CLOTHING LINE FOR YOUR ONE EXCEPTION

IT’S conditional.

Funny statement shirts for crushes, celebrities, fictional characters, quarterbacks, saints, and whoever else has you reconsidering the fine print.

SHOP THE FIRST DROP

I’M ONLY
HETERO
for ____

Drop your campaign image into assets/ and replace this block if you want the exact photo.

100% SPECIFIC

DROP 001

PICK YOUR EXCEPTION.

I’M ONLY HETERO for Jesus

FOR JESUS

White / heavyweight cotton

★ ★ ★

I’M ONLY HETERO for Howie

FOR HOWIE

White / heavyweight cotton

FOR ______

YOUR EXCEPTION GOES HERE

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Tell me first

THE WHOLE IDEA

LABELS ARE COMPLICATED.
YOUR T-SHIRT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE.

We make loud, unserious shirts about those extremely specific people and things that somehow get a pass. The joke is yours. Wear it however you mean it.

IT’S conditional.

DROP 001

LABELS ARE COMPLICATED.YOUR T-SHIRT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE.

WHO ARE YOU ONLY HETERO FOR?

LABELS ARE COMPLICATED.
YOUR T-SHIRT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE.